Pickup lines for women

I'm not wearing any socks. And I have the panties to match.
I'm not wearing any socks. And I have the panties to match.
I don't feel so good. I think I need a shot of penis-illin.
I don't feel so good. I think I need a shot of penis-illin.
That suit is very becoming on you. Then again, I would be too.
That suit is very becoming on you. Then again, I would be too.
Are you an taxidermist? Ok, wanna try stuffing my pussy anyway?
Are you an taxidermist? Ok, wanna try stuffing my pussy anyway?
I've got the buns. Do you have the hot dog?
I've got the buns. Do you have the hot dog?
Is my vagina crying or are your just sexy?
Is my vagina crying or are your just sexy?
Want to give me an Australian kiss? It's like French kissing, but you're going down under.
Want to give me an Australian kiss? It's like French kissing, but you're going down under.
Are you a candle? Because I'm going to blow you.
Are you a candle? Because I'm going to blow you.
Do these feel real to you?
Do these feel real to you?
You know what would make your face look better? If I sat on it.
You know what would make your face look better? If I sat on it.
You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.
You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.
If I told you I worked for UPS, would you let me handle your package?
If I told you I worked for UPS, would you let me handle your package?
I know why they call it a beaver. Because I'm dying for some wood.
I know why they call it a beaver. Because I'm dying for some wood.
I want your flesh rocket in my hot pocket.
I want your flesh rocket in my hot pocket.