Metal Mad Libs 5

Sauce: Rob Scallon

Lyrics written by the internet.

Lyrics by the internet:

YESTERDAY YOU SAID TOMORROW, SO JUST DO ITTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Come with me, if you want to leave.
They told me this would be a rave party
LETS GO!

hula hoops are good
lettuce is good
Does the pope shit in the woods?
Will my lyrics get picked this time?
When the first animal went extinct, that should’ve been a sign!

My bologna has a first name DEATH
what the fuck, richard?
copy and paste
I use bran muffins in various ways
Getting my PhD was a mistake.

STINKY STUFF!!!!!!!!
poopy poopy in my pants
don’t judge my butt
Hell. yes.
I need Obamacore
Your dad looks like a unicorn

can we stop talking about buckets and pants?
“Break Glass with Hammer” “reak ass with Ham”
My mom calles me kim kardashian because of my ass
gotta go fast

the
Gangnam Style sucks, here’s a hundred bucks
she DROVE ME HERE
school is for chumps
I AM PUNCHING YOUR SALAD!!
BLACK FRIDAAAYYYY
I HAVE A SORE THROAT BUT I SHOED UP ANYWAY!!!!!

Tomato soup gives me the toots
And
I totally get paid to BBQ

I Shiggy Diggy
gary? gary!
Jared letos joker seemed kinda scary
My walls are blue but my dog still hates my mum
Half-Life 3 is a fragment of your imaginatIon…
This is my scream submission!
(scream submissions)

Look at this fish in my avatar!
rules of nature

I can’t breathe with my toes closed
I can’t hold all these feels
pick up a dictionary of tears
I miss my bucket
Seriously where is my bucket

-instrumental brake-

Something about the sky, the moon, and the sea.
since when did people like me
I met Eddie at Jewel once. He looked uncomfortable, and I bought cheese.
The government is bees

this song djents
Do you still need comments?
I need a topical ointment
how do I djent?
is Djent an instrument
bacooooon

How about a trumpet
Still, where the hell is my bucket?
Ufos look like dinner plates. think about it
WHAT THE WTF???!?!?!
I farted real loud
SUBSCRIBE…RIGHT…NOW