Look at that lasagna, you fuck

God fuccking damn. Look at that lasagna, you fuck.

That top layer of meat is better than your fucking life will ever be.

Mmmmm wavy pasta is as sexy as a hundred naked bitches sucking on their tits and shit.

It’s cut into perfect fucking square for your hungry ass.

Song of a cock is that like three layers of cheese fuck.

Rub that shit on your dick before you eat it.

Don’t you wish this shit was all up in your mouth yeah you bet your sweet tender-loving left nut you do mutherfucker.

Look at that shit to the right. It’s cut into rectangle in case you want more you fat sack of dirty pussy shit.

What is that a sprig of parsley? Don’t give me that fucking garbage!